Thursday, 20th October 2011
Irene met us at Shalom this morning at 8.30am so we could travel to see the smallest volcano in the world. Being at Shalom at 8.30am meant she had left home at 6.30am and risen at 4.00am!
Into the van we hopped, and started our journey down to Tagaytay. It takes about 2 hours to get there. As we neared the People's Park, there were men dotted along the road with signs “Boat Ride to Taal Volcano”. When we eventually found a carpark, we were flocked by people offering us this, that and the other. We couldn't understand any of them of course, and Matt was getting pretty annoyed, so he made a comment along the lines of “I tell you what Irene, you're getting hounded by a bunch of scabs”, to which they backed off a little – I guess they understood the tone rather than the colloquial terms used.
We were guided to a picnic table – umbrella table for P150 or family table for P300. After negotiating with the “tourist guides” they changed the price of the boat ride from P4800 to P1500. (checking the internet for prices paid off), we took a little walk around the park, carefully stepping over the live wire running down the steps and across the ground.
Matt and Silas decided it would be absolutely the best way to spend P200 each, for 11 seconds of their life, going on the zipline. Mum, Irene, Eden and Noah went on the cable car instead. This was a lot slower, so they actually got to enjoy the scenery as they went across to the other side. Mum had to fight a big urge to ride on the zipline, after seeing how much fun the others had.
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At Picnic Grove |
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Noah and Silas sitting at an Umbrella Table |
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The Zipline and Cablecar |
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Enjoying the cablecar ride |
I, being a big wus (a big girl) and scared of heights, took the path, which turned out to be a bad decision, as there was one of the famous wooden bridges to cross, with missing planks. There was a young girl at the other end who thought it was most amusing to wobble the bridge as I gingerly took each step. I cut my finger on the rusty railing, and then the girl's father took pity on me, and verbally talked me through the rest of the way, while trying to cut a bargain to take me across to the volcano “I'll do it cheaper – it's very dangerous to go to the volcano – don't go there alone”. Anyway, once off the bridge, I raced up and down the flights of steps to get into prime position to take photos of the others coming across on the cable car. They looked like they were enjoying themselves and the scenery. I went down a bit further to catch Matt and Silas flying across on the zipline, only to find out that included in the price were two photos taken from the best spot to get a good photo, oh well, live and learn. We had to tip the ride operators into the tip box on our way to wait about 10 minutes to get our photos.
After gooing and gahhing over the photos, and deciding which ride was the best, we went to the van and negotiated with the driver, who wanted more money to drive us down to the boats, as that was no longer Tagaytay, and Tagaytay was where we had paid him to drive to. Our guide came with us to guide us (!), and as we went down the steep incline, I decided it was probably worth the extra money the driver charged.
We were led to some very nice nipa huts to rest and have lunch – fantastic filipino food, all for a small cost of course. Noah ate about three servings of rice with banana catsup again – way to go Noah.
Once our stomachs were full to overflowing (although Noah said his hadn't gone down to the bottom to his legs yet) we put on our life jackets and got in the boat. It was about a 45 minute boat ride across the lake to the volcano – very nice indeed.
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Our boat |
Arriving at the island, we were again greeted by oodles upon noodles of people waiting to help do this and that and take us here and there and expecting a tip, of course. We decided, after much persuasion, to take horses up to the top, which was a great decision for the kids and Mum, but Matt and I decided that walking down would be much more comfortable than having the horse's back bones jab your buttocks, as we had to sit behind the saddle and our children. Irene decided this was the best way too.
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Silas and Matt led the way |
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Eden and Sarah followed |
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Irene and Noah making their way up hill |
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Mum bringing up the rear |
On the way up we were offered surgical face masks for the kids and the “poisonous gases” at the top for P30 each. Matt was not impressed with all the ripping off, in his grumpy mood he made some threatening remarks about carefully placing the masks up the nostrils of the seller if he didn't stop hounding us. But it was only to get better, when we reached the top, there were people selling drinks, and asked us if we wanted to buy a drink for our guides! (it must be noted that as we neared the top, our guides took to breathing heavily and sighing about how steep it was). These drinks were P50 each, although it only costs P6 to purchase them in the first place – pretty good mark up hey. Once again Matt was is fine form and very sweetly told the sellers that if our guides were thirsty that they could buy their own drinks. Fortunately there was no one selling oats for the hungry horses we had just ridden!
Matt enjoyed taking photos, while I stressed about the kids falling over the edge into the lake at the bottom, as safety precautions are just not heard of here. There were little pockets of steam rising out of the ground everywhere, and Matt and Silas went exploring.
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Beautiful views |
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The crater people mistake for the volcano |
I slipped on the way down and banged my arm rather hard, and got very dusty from dirt and horse poo – yum! We returned the unused face masks, and followed the horse with Noah on it. He fell asleep on the way back, and the guide was sitting behind, holding him so we wouldn't fall off. We tipped her and one of the other guides, but couldn't find the third one, so bad luck – he missed out.
The return boat trip was pleasant, the view of the houses built on the water with a setting sun in the background was nice.
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On the way back |
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Fish farm |
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Lots of fish farms |
Matt liked looking at the engine set-up on the boat. A Toyota 18R engine and gearbox driving the prop shaft, complete with gear stick and clutch pedal. They take off in third and then shift into top just like in a car! Just for safety there is no air filter or flame arrestor on the carby.
On the mainland we piled back into the van for the trip back to Manila. First of all we had to drive 30mins up the windy road from the lake to the town at the top of the hill. The road was still under construction and in parts only one side was completed. This was reinforced part of the way up the hill as the driver drove off the finished part of the road and half onto the dirt. The drop is about 30cm's and the undercarriage took a beating on the edge. So out we all got, while the driver and the guide examined the situation.
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Oops |
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The solution |
The rest of the journey back to the hotel was uneventful. We stopped at the gas station to put gasoline in the van (starting to sound like Americans), and here our guide left us. The driver enjoyed changing lanes as often as he could, and seemed to take a “short cut”, although I don't know if it actually saved any time. The children all fell asleep on the way back, which was very nice and peaceful for the rest of us.
We really enjoyed visiting the volcano. But found the rudeness and persistence of the people trying to sell boat rides, extra for life jackets, extra for breathing. Take a seat in this free nipa hut and buy overpriced food etc...
On Taal isand (the volcano) the local population derive their income from the tourists, so they deserve to get paid, however – don't believe what they say, they will tell you how steep the track is, and that you need a horse and guide. Interesting how the guide can walk up with you in about 20 mins, in their thongs and without water. The walk up the mountain can be done in about 40 mins by anyone capable of walking along a dirt path up-hill (you cant miss the path, it is worn about 2 metres deep in parts. Part of the fees include a separate guide for each group– again don't expect to get too much, the guide will mysteriously disappear part of the way along.
The guides with the horses don't stay together with the group and they don't do much in the way of guiding. It would be nice if they told you something about the place (history, details, or about their lives), they don't get paid much (only a small portion of the fees go to them) and so expect a tip, it's just the frank and abrupt way they ask for a tip that they expect that puts me off, I thought a tip was something extra that you give in appreciation of the good service. Having said this, mum's guide was really good, an 18 year old girl, who told her about the place, carried our large water bottle, and gave her tips on horse riding, so she deserved the generous tip she got.